Dear Fool,
I’m vexed. I’m perplexed. How do I get women to come to my house so I don’t have to go out in order to meet them?
His Highness
Your Highness,
Frankly, I don’t see what the problem is. Chicks dig royalty. But if you absolutely won’t go out of the house (can you not fit through the doors?)–well, a couple solutions suggest themselves. First off, there is a thing called an escort service. Believe it or not, in most places you can find them by looking in your phone book. You can get escort services to deliver. If that is too impersonal, not to mention too expensive, there is a magical thing called the Internet. Don’t panic, but you are on it right now. There are chat rooms. You can find congenial people of the opposite sex, and begin Instant Messaging one another and exchanging emails. The Fool is too busy blogging, but he knows a guy who has 72 female correspondents on the Internet. 4 of them have already come to visit him. One of those has come to see him more than once, from Brazil.
You don’t know the guy, but the Fool does. If this guy can get those kind of results, practically anyone can.
-The Fool has spoken.
