Here There Be Fool’s Gold

     You know what they say:  Those who can’t do, teach.  Since there’s practically no limit to the things I can’t do,  I am in a perfect position to help you out.  Ask me a question, and I’ll tell you no lies.  I may make fun of you, but I won’t lie.

     I reserve the right to edit for the sake of brevity and language, though not for content.